So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
You're earring is so big in my mouth
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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