omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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