Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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