today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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