Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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