I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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