Whod you bang
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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