Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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