Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
only if we run a train.
done.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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