ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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