It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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