when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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