oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
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Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
We're too hungover to prance.
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