If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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