I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
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this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
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Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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