You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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