I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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