All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
She's the barista slut.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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