yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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