Me too!
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
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she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
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just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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