just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
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I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
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If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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