somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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