Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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