Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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