Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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