Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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