i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
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It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
This is classic penis vs brain.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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