She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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