Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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