LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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