I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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