Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
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You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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