I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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