You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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