No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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