girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
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MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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