The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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