"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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