brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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