Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
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With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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