I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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