you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
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i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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