I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
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There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
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We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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