I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize
