i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I understand Curling. That high.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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