Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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