my sisters under your porch take her home
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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