OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
that's an acceptable place to lick
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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