You surviving the open bar?
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The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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