But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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