Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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