IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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