dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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