This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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